Seasonal Ales

Try the 22 ounce line of seasonals from Lagunitas! Check out the

hard to find beers such as Hairy Eyeball Ale, Cappuccino Stout,

Recession Ale, Imperial Red, #10 Ale, Brown Shugga, and whatever

else the seasons may bring!


 

As the four winds shift, we see seasons come and seasons go. It

seems these days like people's tastes shift as often as do the winds.

We know for sure that we like to try something new from time to time.

Seasonal flavors abound in the many different foods that we enjoy at

certain times of the year, so why not with beer? Fall and Winter call for

richness and warmth, while Spring and Summer call for crispness and

refreshment. So it goes that colder weather calls for Brown Shugga

and Hairy Eyeball Ale, while Summer beckons for Sirius Ale. Our

brewers love the challenge of a new recipe, while our drinkers love the

challenge of figuring out what the hell the weird story on the side

panel has to do with the beer in the bottle.

 

 


 

                                              Click for a taste of Hairy Eyeball
                                             

January
Click for a virtual taste!

Our New Year's release for the seasoned beer folks ... Big, brown

warmer with several types of crystal malt. No actual eyeballs can

actually be found in the beer.

ABV: 8.7%

                                              Click for a taste of Olde GnarlyWine
                                             

January
Click for a virtual taste!

The Annual release of our BarleyWine... This is Surely Not a Beer for

the Designated Driver.

ABV: 10-12%

 

                       Click for a virtual taste of Undercover Investigation Shut-Down Ale
                      

April
Click for a virtual taste!

Our oxymoronic 'Imperial Mild' - A redux to remember the '05 St.

Paddy's Day Massacre. Defiant as to style ... We Can say for sure it is

unforgiven and unrepentant.

ABV: 9.7%

                       Wilco Tango Foxtrot Ale
                      

March

A big Ol' Imperial Brown Ale to help you with your slipperly slide on

into springtime. Rich, smooth, dangerous & chocolatey.


ABV: 7.83%

 

                       Click for a taste of lil Sumpin Sumpin
                      

July
Click for a virtual taste!

Sneaky Smooth with a Touch of What we Call Wheatly-esque-ish-

ness. Crispy Wheat and Pale Malt flavors with a Zippy Hop Finish. A

Return of the Brand-Spankin' New Beer From The Summer of 2009.


ABV: 7.3%

                       Click for a virtual taste of Lucky 13
                      

June
Click for a virtual taste!

Our 13th Birthday Beer was a staff favorite, so we'll do it again - BIG

on the hops and dark malts.


ABV: 8.3%

 

                       Click for a taste of Brown Shugga
                      

October
Click for a virtual taste!

How Come you Taste So Good?? Boatloads of Pure Brown Sugar in

Each Batch, That's How! The Rich, Roasty and Mysteriously Drinkable

Ale might best be described as... Irresponsible. It Leaves a Lot of

Stories in it's Wake.

ABV: 9.8%

                      
                      

September
 
Another Big Sister of the Little Sumpin' Sumpin' Ale.... Loads of

Malted Wheat for a Curious Malt Foundation and a Light Color, But

Our Belgian Yeast Leaves a Huge Flavor and Complexishness.

 
ABV: 7.8%

 

                        
                      

 

                      
                      

December
 
Big, Dark and Scary Imperial-esque Stout Brewed With Plenty of Dark

Malts and Roast Barley And Loads of Sebastopol's Hardcore Coffee for

Even Bigger Roasty Flavors and that Extra Krunk.


ABV: 9.2%

 

Lagunitas Brewing Company

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

The Lagunitas Brewing Co., Petaluma, California, Craft Brewer

The Lagunitas Brewing Co.

 

The Lagunitas Brewing Co., Petaluma, California, Craft Brewer

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


From our earliest days of striving to make consistently good beer, and

instead making beer that ranged from vile, to barely drinkable, to

wonderful, to elegant, to questionable-at-best. From being castigated

by our West Marin neighbors to finally suffering an 'eviction' by our

West Marin septic system. From landing in the welcoming arms of

Petaluma, and actually getting our beer into bottles, onto the streets,

and into the hands of sympathatic beer geeks, to steadily losing less

money each month. From all this and more, Lagunitas Brewing

Company is emerging as a battle-tested brewery capable of making

great beer out of goat's milk, brambles, and asphalt on the surface of

the Moon, if need be.

 

As the poet once said, 'Where, but for the grace of God and the

kindness of strangers, go I'. Where go we indeed, whatever that

means.

 

                                                 
Lagunitas Brewing Company
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Type Private
Industry Alcoholic beverage
Founded 1993
Founder(s) Tony Magee
Headquarters Petaluma, California, USA
Products Beer
Owner(s) Tony Magee

The Lagunitas Brewing Company is a brewery founded in 1993 in Lagunitas, California, USA.

They are known for iconoclastic interpretations of traditional beer styles, and irreverent descriptive

 text and stories on their packaging.[1] Lagunitas Brewing's flagship, IPA, is consistently the

best-selling IPA in the state of California according to IRI, the widely cited consumer product

reporting company.

 

History

The brewery was founded in 1993 by Tony Magee in Lagunitas, California and moved to nearby 

Petaluma, California when they quickly outgrew their original rural West Marin location.[2]

Over the years from 1993 through 2007, Lagunitas has been among the fastest growing craft

breweries in the U.S. producing nearly 52,000 barrels in 2007.[citation needed]

Beers

In 2006, Lagunitas began releasing a series of limited edition beers marking the 40th anniversary

of each album by Frank Zappa. As of December, 2008, five beers have been released in the series,

commemorating Zappa's albums from Freak Out! to Cruising with Ruben & the Jets.

IPA (India Pale Ale)

Lagunitas Brewing Company's flagship beer. Moderately hoppy and well balanced IPA. Copious

Cascade and Centennial hops with Crystal malt. "An IPA built to make you want another sip."[3] 

On the bottle label: "Thanks for choosing to spend the next few minutes with this special homicidally

 hoppy ale. Savor the moment as the raging hop character engages the Imperial Qualities of the Malt

Foundation in mortal combat on the battlefield of your palate!"

PILS (Czech Style Pilsner)

On the bottle label: "Like Adam and Eve, Isaac and Ishmael, Mao and Confuscious [sic], Good and

Evil, Day and Night, Hittites and Visigoths, John and Lorena, or Groucho and Moe, Ales and Lagers

are as different as can be. Still, we must love each for who they are, separately but equally, with

liberty, and justice, for all. Cheers!"

ALE (Hop Stoopid)

The bottle label begins with lyrics from Steely Dan's 1976 single "Kid Charlemagne":

" 'Clean this mess up else we'll all end up in jail... those test tubes and the scale... just get 'em all

outta here...' "

The lyrics were loosely inspired by the exploits of the infamous 1960s San Francisco-based LSD 

chemist Owsley Stanley. Humorously modifying this fact, the label continues:

"He was referring to the complex super-critical-CO2 hop extraction equipment set up on the table

in the lab across from the brewhouse. Hop extracts are for the BIG brewers, he thought - suitable

only for crummy sub-standard and barely-passable industrial lagers, not the subtle and elegant

craft beer made here. But wrong he was. The New Brewer does not eschew any possible inputs. In

this case the extract will replace the mountains of hop vegetative material in the kettle thus

creating cleaner hop flavors and preventing the otherwise spinach-like mess of a kettle full of

super-hopped wort from clogging up a pump or worse. The sensuous honey-like amber ooze was

administered intravenously to the wort kettle and the sacrament was complete. Another kettle of

Hop Stoopid is once again raised up and fermented on high. Call us @ 707-769-4495 Cheers!"

Hop Stoopid

Lagunitas "Hop Stoopid" is an American Imperial (or Double) IPA. Hop Stoopid has a alcohol content

 (ABV) of 8% and comes in at 102 IBUs. "Give it to Mikey... He'll drink anything..!" Up the bomber

went in toast, then to his lips, and what happened next could not have been foreseen. Hop Stoopid,

a slick re-animator green fluid oozed from the bottle. When it crossed his teeth and came in contact

 with the bitterness flavor receptors on his tongue, his eyes rolled back in his head, he did a sort of

death rattle, a cloud crossed the Sun, and all his hair fell out. A spot on the side of his cheek blistered

 and a little bit of juice squirted out laterally starting a small fire. The rest of his head did the Indiana

Jones melting Nazi thing, and as his head drained down his shirt and into the open stump of his

esophagus. A little whistling noise came from his navel, which burst open and onto his pals, one in the

 forehead and the other in the eye. Finally, the carcass slumped forward in a gelatinous mess, caught

 fire, and burned for three weeks. Let's talk. Call us @ 707-769-4495! Cheers!

Maximus IPA

[70 IBUs] A "bigger" IPA than the flagship Lagunitas IPA. "More hops, more alcohol and more body

... Similar hops of the IPA, just more of them... spicy finish with s lot of rose petal with just a increased

emphasis on the hops. 8.2% ABV (sic)."[4].

Brown Shugga

Lagunitas "Brown Shugga" is an American Strong Ale. Brown Shugga has a alcohol content (ABV) of

9.99% and comes in at 51.1 IBUs.

On the label is the following:

We believe this Special Ale is Something Unique. Feeding Brown Cane Sugar to otherwise Cultured

Brewery Yeast is a'kin to feeding Raw Shark to your Gerbil. It is unlikely to ever occur in nature without

Human Intervention. And it looks weird besides. But it has happened and now it's too late.

See also

External links

Coordinates38°16′21″N 122°39′45″W

CategoriesBeer brewing companies based in California | Companies based in Sonoma County, California

 

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